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CE-014 Mike Uva and Hook Boy static songs CD
twelve dollars



hook boy / butterfly and bee / my manifesto / magic marker / para guitarra / like water you press / starlight / flip me over ! / reunion





CE-013 Machine Go Boom music for parents CD
twelve dollars



small / build me a ladder / all the way to PA / 800 lb. gorilla / M.I.A. / niagara falls / parents / gentleman's reply / circle of dirt / oh my / mummy (oh my) / quarantined / dirty pipes / elmer's glue / uh-oh ... / lazy weekend




CE-012 Zapruder Point it's always the quiet ones CD
twelve dollars



steps from the lake / they want you or they don't / johnny without june / jodi's fine / good as gold / it's always the quiet ones / west of western / for greg #3 / the idea of having children / ghosts of 98 / the o.m. / the ballad of roy g. biv





CE-011 Short Hand good enough CD
twelve dollars



good enough / the best of the swing years / super plush hotel / number one / a two-part word / placing a bet / saying goodbye / sit right down / smuggled love / everybody knows





CE-010
Machine Go Boom mikey machine

Available via digital download at iTunes, eMusic, etc.

cancer boy / pieces of my heart / she keeps her mouth shut / joe / ice cream cone / i'm in love with your mom / all i've ever had / 8'10" / lil' doggie / are you burned out / them





CE-009 Goodmorning Valentine steady your hands CD
twelve dollars



introduction / tiger and the leper / last year / so long . . . / rock and roll boys and girls / city lights / she comes saturday / invitation / girl / the things that you want but can not / can't say / why do you bother





CE-008
Machine Go Boom thank you captain obvious CD
twelve dollars



lil' devil / captain obvious / what my buddy said / hot potato / ms. hepburn's house / the punchline song / hail to the king / kamikazi plane / the kazoo star / the raincoat song / scary costume / hold me down / madeleine isn't coming home / this song is a secret





CE-007
Mike Uva where have you been CD
twelve dollars



stuck in my head / quickening / dinosaurs / english garden / this is real / come heavy sleep / a trophy to bear / losing team / a smile / protective lotion / spaced / fine once we start





CE-006
Black Ark (self-titled) CD-R
seven dollars



little ark stomp pt. 2 / the x on your map / 40 black men / faerie music / crossroads dream / insect capitol / puckered starfish children's library / lost arab / occam's razor / kitty cat chow / octopus song #2 / pumpkin pie! / bag of antlers / two bodies in the back 40 / ambergris





CE-005
Big Barn (self-titled) CD-R
seven dollars



down to the farm / walking song / q & a / afterglow / pretty boys / mountain song / midnight love cliche / tv song / tierra / nova express / heroine junkie / anarchist monument





CE-004
Gordon Theisen Devil Sack 32-page chapbook
SOLD OUT





CE-003
Mike Uva Hook Boy
SOLD OUT
Available via digital download at iTunes, eMusic, etc.

reunion / hook boy (pt. 1) / shar (rhymes w/car) / the best love / hook boy (pt. 2) / hair of the dog / karaoke fingerflip / like water you press / military / magic marker / feet down / manuva redux





CE-002
The Emily Rock Group Pop and Fade CD
twelve dollars



mike's theme / borrow yer car / nubia / like water you press / backline bucket / action klaxon / pugilista / black ark / diamonds on your eyes / that goddamn chevy nova